the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
hey adult bloggers just saying look at this
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking.
You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.
what’s going on over here?
I just choked
tumblr country wars are the best
HELLO, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO
MISHA IN AN APRON
UNDERCOVER MASTER CHAU
AND JENSEN’S HAIR
this has been an important public service announcement
hundred and hundreds of AUs
i sometimes narrate my own life ofc!
I do that way too often! Its like im writing a book in my head like 90% of the time
Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
How lesbians signal for other lesbians.
if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.
this fucking website